FACEBOOK IS EVIL, AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY
IT MAKES ME HAFTA SEE WHO’S DATING MY EX-GUY
I STARE AT HIS PHOTOS AND IT MAKES ME CRY
AND THAT’S ONE REASON FACEBOOK IS EVIL.

FACEBOOK IS DANGEROUS AND THAT’S THE TRUTH
PEOPLE POSTING PICTURES OF ME FROM MY YOUTH
PICTURES WHERE I’M PUKING IN A DENNY’S BOOTH
IT’S BLACKMAIL. AND THAT’S TWO REASONS FACEBOOK IS EVIL.

YOU FIND THINGS OUT
ABOUT PEOPLE’S SUCCESS
YOU WANT TO FEEL GLAD
BUT YOU GET DEPRESSED
YOU WANNA STOP LOOKING BUT
YOU’RE SO OBSESSED

WITH LESLIE KATZ FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL
WHO ALWAYS SEEMED SO FREAKIN’ COOL
BUT NOW SHE’S MARRIED TO A TOOL
THAT MAKES YOU HAPPYYY…
SO YOU KEEP ON LOOKING ‘CAUSE IT’S WORTH IT FOR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN
YOU’RE HAPPY.

FACEBOOK’S INFORMATIVE AND ALSO BAD
I READ SOME WOMAN’S WALL & LEARNED SHE MARRIED MY DAD
I KINDA WISH HE’D TOLD ME FIRST AND I FELT SAD
BUT NOW I CAN’T STOP STALKING THEM ON FACEBOOK.

AND I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE SANDWICH YOU ATE
AND HOW IT’S JUST AMAZING THAT YOUR LIFE’S SO GREAT
BE MORE SELECTIVE
WITH YOUR STATUS UPDATE

TRY A PHRASE WITH SASS
OR A SHOT OF YOUR ASS
OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT’S CRASS

DON’T SAY YOU’RE HAPPY
I’M GONNA BE HONEST, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
WHEN YOU’RE HAPPY
HAPPY, HAPPY

POKE POKE POKE
LIKE LIKE LIKE
SINGLE SINGLE
IN A RELATIONSHIP

POKE POKE POKE
LIKE LIKE LIKE
SINGLE SINGLE
IN A RELATIONSHIP

POKE POKE (POKE POKE)
LIKE LIKE (LIKE LIKE)
SINGLE SINGLE
IN A RELATIONSHIP

NO LONGER IN RELATIONSHIP
IN A RELATIONSHIP
ENGAGED ENGAGED

FACEBOOK IS HELPFUL WHEN YOU’RE FEELING FAT
YOU CAN FIND OLD FRENEMIES IN TWO SECONDS FLAT
AND ENGAGE THEM RIGHT AWAY WITH AN INSTANT CHAT
AND SAY, “I THOUGHT I WAS FAT, BUT YOU ARE FATTER.”
I THOUGHT I WAS FAT, BUT YOU ARE FATTER!!!

AND THOSE ARE REASONS WE THINK FACEBOOK’S EVIL.
AND ALSO, FARMVILLE.